The Story of Doctor Douchebag

Illustration by the mega-talented Kelcey Vossen I have always wanted to date a doctor. I doubt this is a statement that requires much justification: Granted, this naive generalization is exactly what got me into the predicament that we will hereby refer to as the story of Doctor Douchebag. I met Doctor Douchebag on one fine October night in Paris. Nobody spoke to us there either, except that this time I elected to take a more proactive approach by making people talk to us via my trademark 3-step technique which happens to be about as physically taxing as Zumba: Pretend that everything my friends are saying is 10x funnier than it is. Whip my hair back and forth like a Pantene commercial reject.

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Troy Francis Troy is a game veteran of a decade’s standing, and a lover of women, literature, travel and freedom. He is also the author of The Seven Laws of Seduction. Visit his website at Troy Francis. A problem for many guys who come to manosphere and game sites to learn about getting good with women is that they are naturally nice, or at least they are conditioned by a feminized society to limit the expression of their masculinity, and instead to display a PG-rated, polite, caring, soft version of themselves.

Girls want to meet a man who is non-threatening, interested in the same things they are, and in touch with his emotions. But very quickly our illusions are shattered when the exact behaviors we thought were prescribed not only fail to work, but often attract harsh blow-outs and female ridicule.

You dream he will step up and confess his live for you but he wont- he will deny you and find excuse after excuse to stay with the wife he claims not to love.

Clover right right…good luck u will need it…better hide your wallet Hey Larry….. Man up and pay your fucking tabs you ran up around town!!!! Christyshay it is true larry is a real piece of shit he smokes crack and ows everyone and there mothers money ask people in southplainfield and they will tell u about him. I got personally involved with him and found out the hard way. So I’m posting this in case any other woman gets suckered into his game. While I didn’t have any business dealings with him, I found out after many months that he is NOT getting divorced, but will tell you he is, and only tells you what you want to hear to get something out of you.

He’ll get his, and I only hope I’m nearby to witness it and laugh when it happens…… Ann Green when i met him he didnt have a pot to piss in, he was stayin with friends and didnt even have a car….

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The Art of Dating A Douchebag We all have tales of epic fails in the dating world. Saturday, October 5, One Year Later In just a few hours, it will have been one year since I last saw Mr.

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Svengali Of The Zodiac “Svengali would either fawn or bully and could be grossly impertinent. He had a kind of cynical humour that was more offensive than amusing and always laughed at the wrong thing, at the wrong time, in the wrong place. In love, he tends to prefer a woman who is a “clean slate” of sorts. A woman who comes across as rather unassuming and somewhat plain, free of beauty products on her face and rather natural in character and appearance.

By now you may be thinking, “Oh, he prefers a natural beauty. However, the reality is that his intentions run much deeper here and a woman like this tends to appeal to his creative side.

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Luke MinnesotaSmith here again. Two lines to share with you, JB. Watch her come unglued, with NO cogent response possible.

Sure, a few tears may rise on occasion, but those occasions are few and far between.

If you would have told me, in the 90’s, that Mel Gibson would end up being one of the biggest douchebags on the planet I would have laughed at you while politely excusing myself. These are strange times, even the seemingly untouchable role models of our time are screaming “Look at me, I’m a douchebag! Jesse James, was a shocking scenario because he seemed like a man’s man who took care of his wife, who just happens to be “Americas Sweetheart”, Sandra Bullock. It was heartwarming the way Sandra doted on him on her award winning tour only for Jesse to repay her with the humiliation tour of his own.

Even Lebron ‘King’ James appeared to be kind of douchey the way he went on television and burned Cleveland on his way to Miami. These are some of the douchebags that we see and hear about every day in the news and on the internet but what about the casual, average, everyday douchebags that we know, are related to or run into constantly? If you’re reading this and are thinking to yourself,”‘hmm

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He invited me to an event he was throwing and after that we started talking almost everyday. I have started to really like him and I feel like I screwed things up by rejecting him at the start. How can I get him to start chasing me again? When he was pursuing you, you felt like you had control and could choose whether or not you wanted him around. At that time, you chose to reject him.

You came back together and over time, things changed.

So this article is for the guys out there whose masochistic tendencies run deep and are ready for a world of pain.

I thought that since I was an attractive, fit, well-educated, financially and emotionally secure guy that I would have no problem finding a woman in her mid 30s to settle down with and start a family. I have tried a combination of online dating, speed dating, professional singles events, volunteering, happy hours etc. I thought that online dating would be great since you are essentially pre-screening people for dates.

I am told that women want to settle down and have kids, etc. At singles events, women come in groups and are reluctant to talk to men. In online situations, women say they want desperately to meet a nice guy like me, but never answer my response to their profile. I am trying to remain positive, but two things are really bothering me. One, that younger women are no longer interested in dating men who are even just slightly years older than them and sometimes want to date men years younger then them.

I find the latter hard to believe, but find this mantra in every profile of every professional woman online. Any advice on how to navigate these new paradigms in the dating world? Adam Dear Adam, You came to the right place. And to directly address your email, I have to divide my response into two different parts: From , men play around a lot. Once a guy crosses 35, however, he theoretically tends to get more serious.

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What Is A Player: Just the way a player likes it. What is a player, you ask? My apologies for being blunt, but it is what it is. Are you dating a player? So, what is a player?

The email she sent asking for help was sent twice.

Why Dating a Douchebag is Inevitable Douchebag. Someone with an inflated sense of self worth. Someone who thinks they are better than others. Someone who goes around treating other people as inferior to them. Someone who is obnoxious. Someone who thinks everyone want them and wants to be them. Someone who is arrogant. Although the term most often refers to men, many women can display just as much douchebaggery as men do.

Oh the red flags are most certainly there, but you ignore or miss it.

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